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theladyserket:

omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN

sweeney todd movie meme;

seven songs ✄ epiphany

you, sir! how about a shave?

weirdoqueer: this cat’s name is princess monstertruck that’s it evreything’s going to be ok

weirdoqueer:

this cat’s name is princess monstertruck that’s it evreything’s going to be ok

omgfabulous: Yes

omgfabulous:

Yes

in-the-closet-fangirl:

*tour guide voice* Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ll look at your dash, you’ll be able to see, in real time, an entire fandom self destructing.

ludwig-weilschmidt:

WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY

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dani-phandomz:

overdramatictoast:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

i will never NOT reblog this omg

THE SORTING HAT

superwhomerlockpotterhead:

this is a genuinely terrifying post

I want to un-call it. Please, can we un-call it? Before you say no… Don’t say no.

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.
mirasaurus: that-is-illogical: a-mad-girl-with-a-blog: jonjacobjinglewalkersmith: Steven mentioned the fez to Piers [Wenger] and I before he even wrote it. He said, “I’m thinking of putting Matt in a fez in episode 13.” And of course both Piers’ and my jaws hit the floor and went “A fez? You’re kidding me, you’re going to put Matt in a fez? If we put Matt in a fez, Matt will never take the fez off. He will want to wear the fez for the whole of the next series. It will be glued to his head. He’ll be wearing it, you know, with his own clothes. It will be a nightmare.” And he said, “No no, I’ve got a cunning plan; as soon as he’s got the fez I’m going to kill the fez.” — Beth Willis, Doctor Who producer As soon as he’s got the fez I’m going to kill the fez. That, ladies and gentlemen, is Steven Moffat in a sentence best summary of anything I’ve ever seen.

mirasaurus:

that-is-illogical:

a-mad-girl-with-a-blog:

jonjacobjinglewalkersmith:

Steven mentioned the fez to Piers [Wenger] and I before he even wrote it. He said, “I’m thinking of putting Matt in a fez in episode 13.” And of course both Piers’ and my jaws hit the floor and went “A fez? You’re kidding me, you’re going to put Matt in a fez? If we put Matt in a fez, Matt will never take the fez off. He will want to wear the fez for the whole of the next series. It will be glued to his head. He’ll be wearing it, you know, with his own clothes. It will be a nightmare.” And he said, “No no, I’ve got a cunning plan; as soon as he’s got the fez I’m going to kill the fez.”

— Beth Willis, Doctor Who producer

As soon as he’s got the fez I’m going to kill the fez.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is Steven Moffat in a sentence

best summary of anything I’ve ever seen.

buttart: animals-riding-animals: wombat riding turtle the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place

buttart:

animals-riding-animals:

wombat riding turtle

the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place

corneliapornelia:

Oh darling